Well, it sure has been awhile. I’ve unfortunately (for all of you, not me) been in Europe for the last couple of months. That doesn’t stop our inquisitive hero from creating more entries!
I’ve also included some choice comments, just to show that Kurtis’ can-do attitude hasn’t been broken by this minor set-back:
It doesn’t end there though, oh lawd no! Possibly the best thing that could happen, does:
From: Kurtis
Sent: Thursday, 31 March 2011 12:26 PM
To: Oliver; Nicholas; Lynsey; Levi; Karl
Subject: RE: Morning
How would you give a Jew leg a jelly leg?
Multiple emails pass with no sign of a follow-up..
From: Karl
Sent: Thursday, 31 March 2011 1:07 PM
To: Nicholas; Oliver; Lynsey; Levi; Kurtis
Subject: RE: Morning
Also I’m still waiting for the punch line Kurtis
From: Kurtis
Sent: Thursday, 31 March 2011 1:08 PM
To: Karl; Nicholas; Oliver; Lynsey; Levi
Subject: RE: Morning
Don’t punch me
Kurtis: Who’s Che Guevara guys?
Thanks to Levi for the amazing picture, but I thought we all knew Centrifugal Bumble Puppy wasn’t to be taken as a joke?
Kurtis: Can you come over and help me with something?
*Cal wanders over*
Cal: Uhhh.. where the fuck is Kurtis?
Braden: He went to the bathroom.
Cal: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
Kurtis: omg you have a friend
you have a friend called rebeka.
Rebekah: haha.
Kurtis: LOL ARE U GUISE LIKE BESTIES.
Rebekah: you are SO EASILY AMUSED.
Kurtis: you are
Rebekah: no you
Kurtis: OMG NEW COOKIES DOWNSTAIRS BRB.
*time passes*
Kurtis: AHHAHHA THIS GUYS LAST NAME IS WALKINGTON
Tristan: kurt you said you’d be 5 minutes and you were 15 wtf
Kurtis: dude I had to get a drink
Tristan: should just be dehydrated
Kurtis: nah man I wanted to be undehydrated for our game
